Saturday, March 10, 2012

Episode 9: Costa Rica- the finale: Sloths, monkeys, and spiders??!!! Oh my!

Tuck in, grab a cup of tea (or a cervesa)... This one is even longer.

As this trip nears it's end, my cameras are tired. I, however, am refreshed, enriched, have a few more freckles, and am contemplating how I can escape to this magical place again within the year.
I would, easily, go as far as saying I would come here, to Costa Rica, rather than Hawaii. Hawaii is beautiful and tropical, don't get me wrong. I enjoy myself when I'm there, but it is just so commercialized at this point. Not that I'd ever turn down the opportunity if offered a visit. Let me show you why:

Day 4: Did you know, in Costa Rica, the children are treated as pediatric patients until they are 12.5 yrs old.... In America, we consider them pediatrics until they are 21 (especially, if they have a chronic illness followed by a pediatric service, or a cancer affiliated with the pediatric population). So >13yr old kids with cancer get put in the adult oncology wards is Costa Rica.
Then came along an inspiring and handsome kiddo, named Daniel Arce. Daniel was diagnosed with osteosarcoma at age 15, in 2003. He spent 4 years fighting, with 29 rounds of chemo and 9 surgeries. This means he spent a lot of time hospitalized with adult patients. The boy, who wanted to become a doctor, became a man who wanted to learn about finance, so he could make money to build a better, in hospital, experience for adolescents with cancer. He began creating a plan that incorporated creating a room with things appealing to a teenager... Flat screen tv, Wii, brightly painted walls, redone bathrooms, and a computer. He began raising money, but passed away at the age of 20, without the chance of seeing the final results of his legacy. His family recognized the importance of completing his project and created Proyecto Daniel (Project Daniel)...
On this day, before heading off to the beach town of Puerto Viejo, with all of our luggage piled high on top of the bus, we had the opportunity to hear this inspiring story and see, 1st hand, the outcomes. We met Maria, Daniel's mom, outside of Hospital San Juan de Dios (1845)... The oldest hospital still standing (not rebuilt) on San Jose.... She told us his story, and I lost it. Tears! What an inspiration. She used her connections to get us some time with the patients in the Proyecto Daniel rooms (1 boy room -with 2 beds, and 1girl room- with 3 girl beds). They were beautiful, as were the patients inside. We spent time playing with colorful wax thingies (see pic), beading, watching Next Top Model, and giggling with the girls. When it was time to go, I slipped my email address to the 17yr old girl I was hanging out with, and told her to use it any time. Though it was against the rules to take pictures of her, her face and smile will always be encapsulated in my mind and heart. She and I took pictures of our creations, which I have posted for you to enjoy.
Every time Maria spoke of her son, he was referred to as, "My Danny." The sign outside of the 2 rooms said, "Vivir Nuestros sueƱos y hacerlos realidad. Gracias Daniel por tu herencia." In English, "Living our dreams and making them true. Thank you Danny for your inheritance."
I feel like I should stop there, but there is so much more to say.... Pouring down rain, off we went to the Caribbean. Lush, with spontaneous waterfalls, a wonderful SLOTH sighting, and monkey sightings. Jorge maneuvered the bus towards our little hotel... Ok, maybe we got lost once. Ultimately, we made it safe and sound. There was no jacuzzi for jacuzzi-boozie time, so we made do with just boozie.... Resourceful, eh?

Day 5: We, Californians, are "missing" the rain this year. I mean, we don't actually miss it, we love the beautiful weather, right? But everyone repeat after me: if it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down... Lock it in, because we are headed for a drought! In Costa Rica, this is not an issue because it rains 13 months out of the year. This, particular day was a rain day. Did that stop us fierce travelers? NO!
In the pouring rain, we rode bikes, attempted ocean kayaking twice (the second time was successful), successfully river kayaked, swam and played in the waves, rode our bikes again, and zip-lined. It was a nice relaxing day in the Caribbean. We were exhausted.
Our team for zip-lining was a hoot. We were in fits of laughter most of the time, and I got to see 2 SLOTHs!!! But the fits of laughter were only made worse when the following happened: On the fastest and steepest line, I watched the 2 teammates in front of me fly down and make some form of contact with the tree. They were laughing and uninjured as the guide, also known as my Hero, on the other end helped them down. As I got hooked up, the guide on MY end looked at me and said, "No break..." This wouldn't be a problem, as I had yet to figure out the whole breaking thing. So off I go, yelling out our team's flight yell of "that shit craaaaaay" ( please note that the cray part is similar to how Tarzan would yell). As I'm racing toward the platform, I am realizing that maybe the best plan would be to open my legs and straddle the tree, thus avoiding breaking my ankle. But at the last moment, my Hero jumped out to catch me and I ended up straddling him instead. My teammates lost it as I apologized profusely. We were both bright red with embarrassment.... One platform later the 2 guides wanted to take our group's picture... I wonder why... I hope he knew it was just a one zip-line stand, because I'm not sure I can commit to a repeat performance on that level.

Day 6: This day was hot (and not in a just straddled someone on the zip-line kind of way). Off we went to an indigenous community school, with a wonderful guide named Alex. I think it is important for you to know that Alex, and a guide named Jupy (sounds like: Jew-pee) who I will talk about later, would just hop onto our bus in downtown Puerto Viejo. We know Maria and Jorge knew they were coming, but we were surprised. So Alex hops on and off we go! As we drive he is telling us about the community and it's people. He mentioned that we will have a 3 kilometer walk to get to our destination. The director (teacher)?of the school walks it every day, as do many of the children. Ok! Let's do this.... Let's fast forward to 10 minutes Into the hike. It was straight uphill!!! No joke... I was in tears, it was so awful. But then you take a break and turn around and there is this beautiful valley, with a river and the mountains of Panama. I thought, "Come on girl! You got this," along with the support of a few of the people in my group who took loving pity on me, and I made it to the top! At the other side of the hill was the Freakin Emerald City, a little school, one room, with a huge field surrounded by jungle and some other buildings. Just up the way there was a little clinic, where the doctor visits 1 time per month.
As we enter the room, it looks just like a classroom with desks and a chalkboard. But the walls were half chain link, there were 2 overflowing bookshelves with used books, and a tattered flat soccer ball in the corner. The children sat obediently wondering what the heck we wanted from them, I'm sure.
After introductions were made, some of our group started handing out coloring books and art projects, while some set up a blood pressure station, and others handed out toothbrushes and floss with little demonstrations. I, of course, went to my happy place... I started taking pictures. The kids love seeing themselves on the camera. It makes them smile, so I was sure to show them every picture I took of them. Then part of the group moved outside, where a new soccer ball began getting used. Those kids were good! We also introduced them to a jump rope, bubbles, and beach balls. We had so much fun for a couple of hours with these kids. Alex said that they all seemed so happy that we were playing with them. It was hard to leave. I think we could have stayed for several more hours. I talked the teacher into giving a few of us a ride back to our bus.... I'm not an idiot.
But, as if the day couldn't get any better, it did. Alex took us to another indigenous community school. This one was more easily accessible and slightly better equipped.... The children were waiting for us, and since we were pros at playing, at this point, off we went... Soccer, coloring, puzzles, stickers, blood pressures, etc. they were hysterically funny, and in such great spirits. These children (at both schools) had nothing, but they were so grateful that we were there spending the time playing with them. This was my favorite day of the whole trip.... Despite the crying in the beginning. Cause for going out on the town that evening.
I learned, however, to find out a hotel re-entry plan when you get home really late. No joke, I was at the top of the chain link fence, ready to throw my leg over, when I was saved by a hotel employee who saw me and opened the gate. The next night he gave me a gate tutorial... A day late and a dollar short dude.

Day 7 (the last one I will chronicle in detail, I promise): I have mixed feelings about this day. But, it started on a hilarious note. As we came to a stop in the town of Puerto Viejo, the bus door opened and a Rasta-man, with long dreads, a wife-beater and cargo-shorts hopped on. Kathy, one of the instructors on the trip, reared back (she looked scared), waved her hands and said, "No no! This isn't your bus!" the man laughed, and Maria introduced "Jupy" our guide for the day. I was in hysterics..... Laughed so hard, I could hardly breathe. Poor Kathy. She is still claiming that she was just notifying him that it wasn't a "public" bus.... I think he scared the shit out of her.
We drove to a river, where we all piled into water taxis..... Wooden boats.... A little nerve wracking at 1st, but hey, it worked! On the other side of the river, we got onto a ghetto school bus and we went to this little tribe village. There we met a medicine man and learned a little bit about their culture. When we were done, we ate food from a banana leaf bowl. Really cool experience. The kids were not playful, more like scared. They did not like our bubbles. When the tour, et al, was over we had 2 hours to kill.... We did not enjoy this. There was nothing to do and i felt like we were intruding. Enough said.
We also did not enjoy our beach time that afternoon, at which point a massive wave took out a few of the girls and soaked a lot of our stuff. The casualties included, a pair of shorts, an iPhone, a camera, and a knee. Everything else was just wet and we were a little traumatized. However, in the late afternoon, I took the best nap. I know that is random, but it was that good. I had to mention it. Of course, it prepared me for another evening our with the girls.... An evening where friends of Jupy got free shots!!! Whoot whoot!!!

Our last day was all travel... It was sad. This was probably one of the best trips I have ever been on in my entire life. The experience has changed me and sparked my senses. It was enhanced by the comradery of the other 17 people in the group, and by knowing Maria and Jorge. I am walking away with so many new friends, an improved knowledge of what other cultures deal with in the healthcare world, and some really fantastic pictures.

P.S. the spiders in Puerto Viejo were indescribable... They were huge and mean looking. The ants carried leaves, and some bit us.... I loved it anyway.

P.P.S. The guy next to us on the plane smells so bad of B.O., that Charlene and I are risking being placed on the no-fly list by wrapping scarves around our faces... We did inform the flight attendants of our discomfort.... They don't offer deodorant. This is going to be a long 4 hrs....

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Episode 8: Costa Rica: Part 2: I am not sure what day this is...

Warning: this is a long post. I have a lot to share.

I am not sure what day this is. Seriously.

When I am at home, you know, doing the daily grind thing, (Working, working, sleeping, working) it is easy to remember what day it is. I know I work certain days at UC, every Wed with my little Arthur, and Thursday and Friday I am at clinical, unless it's summer or Christmas..... But here, in this magical and amazing place known as Costa Rica, I keep hearing people say things like, "Well it is Saturday, so the shops are more crowded..." and I'm thinking, "it's Saturday?!?! What the heck? What happened to Thursday and Friday?" I know I have achieved some soul impacting, ultimate happiness goals here in the last few days, but it doesn't really matter which day that was... It's the Pura Vida!

Pura Vida means "Pure Life." the Costa Rican people are a relaxed, and laid back, people. They are nice and smiling pretty much all the time (except for the 2 guys we saw fighting on the street corner)... It is probably because they are all hyped up on the fabulous coffee this country produces.... I got a little coffee-wasted, myself, yesterday afternoon, so I can't pass judgment....
I have seen some of the most beautiful scenery here. Scenery that easily compares to the beauty of Yosemite and, yet, the 2 places are so vastly different, I probably shouldn't compare them. What I CAN say is that both places have the ability to reach inside my soul and take me to a place that makes my eyes water with happiness. The ability to just breathe. Whether it is the Poas Volcano, or Glacier Point, the natural beauty makes my heart swell, and they take me to my happy place. My happy place, as it turns out, is anywhere that I can have my camera...

I'll explain:
Day one: we hiked up to Poas Volcano, around and up to the Boto crater Lagoon, and back up and down to the original starting point. It was gooooorgeous, but please note that I just said we went up 3 times, and only down once!!! Plus, I was hiking to a volcano. They are high, thus there is an altitude shift.... So, this asthmatic was a little short of breath. Sure enough, inhaler and water in hand, I made it! After a second's recovery, I had my camera out and I forgot I was at 7 gazillion feet above sea level....breathtaking....literally.
So, then we get taken to this place called La Paz Waterfall Gardens. This place was like a mini zoo of Costs Rican animals, followed by a glorious hike to 2 waterfalls!!!!! Camera camera camera!!!!! (and iPhone camera!)
Then it was jacuzzi time- NO CAMERA... Well, at least not mine.

Day 2: We went to Carlos Maria Elder Care Center. Within the first 10minutes I was asked if I had an "esposo" (Spanish word for husband). My family will get a kick out of that one.... I have a history of being approached about these things while on vacation in Spanish speaking countries... Long story, don't ask. I got to do manicures and hand massages. I guess this vacation I took my Makeup artist title literally. But the look on these people's faces! They loved it! And then, I met him... El Generale.... Generale Alberto, who escaped from Cuba and came to Costa Rica where he served for El Presidente... Many many years ago. I new the General and I were going to have something special from the moment I saw him pretending to guard the entry gate. "Mine!!!" I yelled... And we laughed and danced, and danced some more, and he took a nap on my chest, and we looked at the pictures of our time together.... I never knew I could feel this way...but alas, it was not meant to be... I was hungry, and his dance moves were a little overwhelming... We parted ways. We then had the option of going to downtown San Jose or to go relax by the jacuzzi and pool.... I'm no fool. I picked relaxation over the other option. Back to the Jacuzzi.

Day 3: This day brought me to an emotional place that I cannot entirely put into words. Yes, I managed to be serious... Sorta. We went to Associacion Obras del Espiritu Santo, which is a combination orphanage and child care center. We arrived, and after a short tour, we were ushered into the brand new church that was built for the little community. This church was beyond words, only enhanced by the people singing and dancing during their church service. Until I heard the bells, I hadn't even realized it was Sunday. This was a place of joy and pride for these people. I swelled inside, it was almost a burning feeling. (No, I wasn't burning because I entered a church.... I know you were thinking it) .
We were ushered in, and I was allowed to be with one orphan... Mine, picked me. We locked eyes and he reached out. Love at first sight. This 3-ish year old boy was so funny and full of love. I got hugs and kisses galore. He just wanted to be cuddled and to be goofy. I can do this. He also loved my camera. There was something about the instant gratification of the digital picture, and he would laugh hysterically every time we would shoot one. All this is cute, and fun, but at the moment this little boy turned to the Student next to me and gave her the sign of the cross, then did it for the next 2 girls (all while never leaving my lap), and turned and did it to Charlene, on my left, I had lost it... Free flowing tears. So, finally, he turned and looked at me and cupped my face in his hands, then proceeded to give ME the sign of the cross. It is important to know that I was raised as a Presbyterian, and at this point, would not consider myself very religious. I went with it... How could I not??? One of the other teachers did look at my panicked face and commented, lovingly, on my confusion. By the time the Padre, who was running the show, pulled our leader, Luanne, up to tell us that we were always welcome and how much they appreciated our presence, I was a full blown mess.... I did not make a scene, but I did not hold it together, either.
After the service, we played with the children. I hate to say it, but it was unorganized chaos. In the end, my little guy stuck by my side, where he posed for picture after picture. Then he posed his buddy for a picture. Needless to say, they kept me smiling and busy. He was hard to leave. It reiterated the importance of adoption. If he could have fit into the suitcase that is holding all of your souvenirs, I would have brought him home. I'm not joking.... You people are spoiled.
After an emotional morning, it was time to get jacked up on coffee. Boy, did we ever!!! The Britt Coffee plantation did a wonderful and engaging tour. It ended with a roasting taste for which they needed 2 volunteers. I am a very shy person, as most of you know, so I blame the coffee for making my hand shoot up in the air before they even finished the word volunteer. For that, my friend, Charlene, and I earned Coffee Bean picker hats ( I specify, so as to not offend anyone). And then I won a raffle!!! Best day evaaaar! I will tell you, I gave the prize away to our very patient tour companion, Maria, and our muy guapo bus driver, Jorge (I gave him the coffee... Smart, huh?).
After we returned, it was only natural... Jacuzzi-boozi time was in order. I sat in there until my legs started cramping, my fingers looked like prunes, and my bladder was screaming in agony. Worth every second.

I still don't know what day this is....

To be continued...

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Episode 7: Costa Rica Part 1: Lucky Traveling and My Job as a Hairdresser

I went to bed at midnight, Wednesday night, and woke up at 0130.... Feeling rested and ready to head off to the land of coffee and exotic fruit and plant exports, aka Costa Rica. We were told that the gate opened at 0300. Since our flight left at 0550, and it was an international flight, we needed to check in at 0250 (3 hrs in advance)..... You do the math. The Taca airlines people opened their gate a little early, which was so nice of them, as they were dealing with what comes closest to how I imagine a zombie would, actually, look. Brave souls, they are. The check in was smooth and I got to pick my seat, window or aisle. SCORE!!! Window, puhlease!!! My elation was soon batted down when she said, smilingly, "You're all set! The security gate will open at 0445, and you board at 0520. Have. A wonderful flight." Sounds ok, right? It was great customer service, yes, until I looked and saw that the clock said... 0307.... Tell me why I had to be here at 0300, again? Somebody? Anybody? I'm a walking zombie here, very hungry and ready to kill for coffee.... People, I faded fast. It is ok, I requested, to those in my immediate surroundings, that it would be lovely if they could do me the service of notifying me if I am drooling.
Awake and drooling, bloodshot eyes, delirium sets in, suddenly I'm feeling the way I do when I've had too much to drink (No alcohol was consumed at that time, but I am currently indulging in a Mid-air free beverage. It has been titled, the Howling Monkey.... Vodka and strawberry-banana juice. Even tastier due to its freeness). So in my delusional zombie state, I've, seemingly, had too many drinks and I am in that scene in Bridesmaids where Kristin Wiig is drunk on the plane calling the flight attendant "Stove....." I am suddenly giggling to myself. This solicited weird, oh she has lost it looks, however, no one said anything because I only asked them to tell me if I started drooling, I forgot to mention, if I start giggling spontaneously, call in professional help.
I am not going to lie. I was towards the beginning of the group of people I am traveling with, and, after the guy checked my passport and boarding pass, I took off in a jog, hi-fiving all of the people from my group in line.... Hey, it was early, and I was delirious. Isn't a happy hi-five better than glaring at everyone??? I was rallying the troops!
I would like to say, I seem to have pretty good luck with traveling (knock on wood!!!). When I went to Europe in the fall, I managed to have the 3 seats next to me open. So awesome. On this trip, it was a 3 seater and I was by the.... WINDOW (that's right, kudos to you for paying attention!), with another young lady on the aisle.... Guess what?!?! No one in between. YES! Let me just say, I got approximately, 3hrs of serious intermittent sleep. The plane ride was only 4.5 hrs. The rest of the time I read my book and worked on this blog, but that's boring. However, I did get some nice snacks and a Howling Monkey bev, named by moi (see above if you have already forgotten about that). I have a picture below.
One last thing for this 1st Costa Rica post, and please know that any of you who are in the medical field will understand this.... I assure you, the rest will find the following statements mortifying. Here goes: sometimes when I'm on vacation, I like to pretend I'm not a nurse. Most of the time I play off that I am a makeup artist or hairstylist (clearly struggling) with minimal knowledge of the medical field. Let me assure you, my knowledge would immediately reappear if I felt a medical situation was not under control, or that the girl had more than just a bloody nose. But, sometimes, though I love my job, I just want to be a Ginger on Vacation. Is that ok? Now, that being said, this vacation to Costa Rica is partly about being a nurse and and learning about the healthcare situation of a country other than my own. But when I am on my kayak, daydreaming on the beach, or sailing down that zip line, my alterego makeup artist self is present and ready for another Howling Monkey!!!!